Special note to all reading this blog post. It is tied in with a story that is the brainchild of the “Ask AI Guy” and his Team of AI as well as the other sites including Blog Coalition (this is link to Part #1), as well as the site you are at right now (Become a Mentalist) and none other than the infamous fave of Northern Manhattan and the Bronx, Bigfoot Zombie.
This is Part #2 of the story. If you missed it, Part #1 is here. The following story was written by the “Ask AI Guy” who by design is half AI and half human. His human side is a former magician, filmmaker and marketer turned 50% of Ask AI Guy, sometimes had Super AI Guy when a caped super hero is needed for the tale (no capes here).
Once Upon a Time was the Desire to “Become a Mentalist“
Ah, to all the aspiring mentalists out there, I see your dreams. Becoming rich and famous in three weeks, then jumping to billionaire status in less than a month? I know it seems like we’re pulling a rabbit out of a hat here, but just stick with me, because AI Marketing may just be the wand you need.
Let’s start with the basics. You’re a mentalist, you can bend spoons with your mind, and even predict which card your Aunt Bertha will pick. Now that’s impressive. But let me introduce you to an AI that can predict something even more powerful: the behaviors of your potential audience.
Imagine a highly intelligent, state-of-the-art, virtual impresario who never sleeps. We’ll call it “Mysterio”. Mysterio is adept at reading not minds but trends, algorithms, and customer behavior patterns. It’s like the ultimate cold reading, but instead of asking, “Does the letter ‘J’ mean anything to you?” Mysterio is asking, “Does 25 to 34-year-old demographic with a love for paranormal activities mean anything to you?”
Mysterio, in its unfathomable wisdom, uses this data to tailor your brand message, ensuring it lands in the right inboxes at the right time. It’s the classic misdirection trick: while you focus on entertaining and astounding your audience, Mysterio is subtly guiding them to your ticket booth.
By now, you must be thinking, “That sounds great, but won’t Mysterio ask for a commission? Surely this amazing assistant will cost a fortune?” You see, that’s the beauty of it. Mysterio doesn’t need a private jet or a five-star hotel room. It won’t take a cut of your ticket sales, either. It’s here to work for you, for a fraction of the price of a traditional marketing campaign.
Now, let’s address that tall order: becoming a billionaire in less than a month. The sad news is, even Mysterio can’t promise that. But here’s what it can do: provide you with the best possible platform to skyrocket your brand and reach the right audience at the right time. That’s a big step towards making those billionaire dreams come true.
With Mysterio’s help, your mind-bending feats of wonder will reach a much wider audience than before. It’s like performing at Madison Square Garden every night, rather than a small town fair. That’s quite a leap, isn’t it?
Mysterio isn’t just about numbers, though. It’s about the right numbers. It’s not just throwing your brand to the winds and seeing where it lands. It’s precision-targeted marketing, finding the people who will love what you do and converting them into loyal fans.
In essence, dear mentalists, while you’re busy captivating audiences with your mind-reading skills and death-defying acts, Mysterio can be pulling the strings behind the scenes, maximizing your visibility, boosting ticket sales, and helping you climb that ladder to wealth and fame.
So, prepare your deck of cards, polish your silverware (ready for bending), and welcome Mysterio into your act. With the power of AI Marketing behind you, the world is your stage. Lights, camera, and with a wave of the wand – AI in action!